Nips and Tucks! Ha! Where Did Everybody Go?

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So, it's that time of year again.

The "Social Season" is behind us.  And all the holidays have come and gone.

It's mid-January now, and we're approaching the dreariness of deep winter! 

In this world of the rich where I serve as Butler, all of a sudden there's this mass exodus of rich people all over the world -- headed to Switzerland! 

For skiing at St. Moritz?

Ostensibly, yes! 

But maybe not!  Ha!

This is the time of year when all the nips and tucks are done -- when no one's paying attention!  

There's a few frozen weeks coming up before spring, right?  Plenty of time to do some plastic surgery -- and plenty of days or even weeks to hide out and recover from all the little procedures!

Eye Tucks, Nose Jobs,  Eyebrow Lifts, Hair Transplants, Crow's Feet Reduction, Liposuction,  Tummy Tucks, Breast Lifts/Implants, Rhinoplasty, and enough Botox injections to float a boat!

What have I left out?

Face Lifts!  Of course!  And Butt Lifts!  Yes!    

(And this could get really tricky in the Operating Room, if you look like a butt to begin with!)

There's one dear lady in local high society who's face has been stretched so many times, she now has a permanent smile!  No matter what -- always smiling!  (Which is why I suppose no one ever invites the poor dear to wakes or funerals anymore!)

Around here, the Mister and Missus are planning a "skiing" trip to Switzerland for three weeks!  Right?   I don't think so!

We'll just see what they look like when they come back! 

Thanks for stopping by tonight!  Hope this wasn't a huge waste of your time!  But this is what's going on in my world right now! 

Andrew