I'm sure you've all heard the news about the Pope's butler being arrested!
So I just got an email from Miss Helen that said, and I quote, "I hear there's a vacancy in the Pope's office. Could be your ticket to Italy :)"
But wait now, let me think.....
-- If you've been reading for very long, you know what affinities I have for Italia, and how much I'd love to live there!
-- And I am a qualified Butler! (Well, give or take.)
-- But the icing on the cake? I'm Catholic!!!
I should update my resume immediately! Right?
And send it off to the Vatican!!! omg!
(If hired, I would of course need internet connection in my room -- and a side door to slip out at night! Ha!)
Do you think Pope Benedict would mind if I blog about him on the world wide web? (Or is that the reason his current Butler's butt is in jail? Spilling the beans!)
Oh my dear God!
Please do forgive me this nuttiness tonight!
I'm just having a party in my own brain -- maybe with a couple of martinis. Dreaming about living inside the Vatican. Rendering services to His Holiness.
And running out that side door at night to my beloved Rome!
(I'm going to publish this tonight, because when I wake up sober tomorrow I'm absolutely sure I'll delete the whole thing!)